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Im Proud 2 B Me!
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Ya noticed how the brothers in the site always have jokes to say on us Women, well lets turn the tables around this time!!LOL
The Silent Treatment
> >
> >
> > A man and his wife were having some problems at
> home and were giving each other the silent
> treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
> day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM
> for an early morning business flight.
> >
> > Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
> (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please
> wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she
> would find it.
> >
> > The next morning, the man woke up, only to
> discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his
> flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
> wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
> paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM ..
> Wake up."
> >
> > Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests
>
>
> >
> >
> WIFE VS. HUSBAND
> >
> >
> > A couple drove down a country road for several
> miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had
> led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
> concede their position.
> >
> > As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
> pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
> yours?"
> >
> > "Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"
> >
> >
> >
> WOMEN'S REVENGE
> >
> > "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding
> items the woman wished to purchase.
> >
> > As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
> control for a television set in her purse.
> > "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
> > "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to
> come shopping with me,and I figured this was the
> most evil thing I could do to him legally."
> >
> > W O R D S
> >
> > A husband read an article to his wife about how
> many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's
> 15,000.
> >
> > The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
> have to repeat everything to men...
> >
> > The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
> "What?"
>
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to
me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about
who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get
up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is
your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides,
it is in the Bible that the man should do the
coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that
it indeed says ..........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the
masterpiece.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO
MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT
Ya noticed how the brothers in the site always have jokes to say on us Women, well lets turn the tables around this time!!LOL
The Silent Treatment
> >
> >
> > A man and his wife were having some problems at
> home and were giving each other the silent
> treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
> day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM
> for an early morning business flight.
> >
> > Not wanting to be the first to break the silence
> (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please
> wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she
> would find it.
> >
> > The next morning, the man woke up, only to
> discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his
> flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his
> wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of
> paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM ..
> Wake up."
> >
> > Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests
>
>
> >
> >
> WIFE VS. HUSBAND
> >
> >
> > A couple drove down a country road for several
> miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had
> led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
> concede their position.
> >
> > As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
> pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
> yours?"
> >
> > "Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"
> >
> >
> >
> WOMEN'S REVENGE
> >
> > "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding
> items the woman wished to purchase.
> >
> > As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
> control for a television set in her purse.
> > "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
> > "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to
> come shopping with me,and I figured this was the
> most evil thing I could do to him legally."
> >
> > W O R D S
> >
> > A husband read an article to his wife about how
> many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's
> 15,000.
> >
> > The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
> have to repeat everything to men...
> >
> > The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
> "What?"
>
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to
me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about
who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get
up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
around here and you should do it, because that is
your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides,
it is in the Bible that the man should do the
coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that
it indeed says ..........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the
masterpiece.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO
MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT
:lol: .............they were really gud ones.
just kidding..lol
These are really nice jokes....