you like this doctor???

[naaad]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

Do you like this doctor???​

It's only humor. Please dont take it seriously!! ok i know you all know that

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise.
Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken.
Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain....Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets​

 

[Sanaa01]

:salam2:

Very funny
I love this one

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Thanks for sharing sister

 

[zahrany]

assalamu alaikum
lool its funny!!
he is a cool doc!! lool

 

[wannabe_muttaqi]

Assalamu Alaikum

:salam2: ,


My pick would be

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Thanks for this post.

 

[Summer03]

Lol that was a nice post sister thnx

Salam

 

[IbnAdam77]

wa'alaikumussalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh

mwahahahahaha......oooooooooops sorry. I guess its too loud.

Really a good one to have a laugh after a long time without having a one. LOL

JazakiAllahu khair sister.

wassalam 'alaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh

 

[A gift]

Dont tell me that the patient still alive after this :lol:

 

[fatima1994]

for sharing! :lol::lol:

 

[Muslimz]

lolz and lolz

 

[IHearIslam]

WaAlaikum Assalaam wr wb
ooooh, looool, so funny thanks for sharing this with us ukhti
here is my favorite line:

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

looooooool,
Allah hafiz now and always

 

[IslamicGirl24]

Lolz!!! That was hilarious!

 

[~Ali_]

Hmm.. the doc' makes some fine points, dont you agree?

 

[IbnAdam77]

Hmm.. the doc' makes some fine points, dont you agree?

Of course I agree. LOL

 

[fada_all]

[masha allah thank you sister :jumpclap:

 

[ahmed_indian]

:lol:

very funny

 

[Hasana jafreen]

:salam2:
:jumpclap::jumpclap:
it is so funny bro.....

 

[naaad]

Wa Alaikum as Salaam brothers & sisters,

I am so glad this post made you all smile and laugh
Keep Smiling Always

 

[islam_best]

LOL!!!

Assalaamalaikum warahmatullahi wabrakathuu,

wow!!tat's soooooooo funny. Heehee. Explain whales to me!!! heeehee.

Jazakallahkhair,May Allah Azwajal reward you for making us laugh.Ameen Ya Mujeeb.Ameen

Wassalaamalaikum warahmatullahi wabarakathu.

 

[naaad]

Assalaamalaikum warahmatullahi wabrakathuu,

wow!!tat's soooooooo funny. Heehee. Explain whales to me!!! heeehee.

Jazakallahkhair,May Allah Azwajal reward you for making us laugh.Ameen Ya Mujeeb.Ameen

Wassalaamalaikum warahmatullahi wabarakathu.

Wa Alaikum as Salaam wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh,

yeah the best part is "explain whales to me"

AMEEN to the beautiful dua

 

[IbnAhmad]

:salam2:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
That was hilarious!