naaad
mu'minah
As Salaamu Alaikum Wa RahmatULLAHI Wa Barakatuh
My dear brothers and sisters, Do you think you know all definitions???
you might be wrong.............
check this out...
instructions: Read Carefully & Do not stop yourself from laughing or smiling
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
with fire at one end and a fool at the other
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE: Future Tense
of Marriage
LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE:The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes
before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before
CLASSIC: A book
which people praise, but never read
SMILE: A curve
that can set a lot of things straight
OFFICE: A place where you can
relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN: The only time when
some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC:A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do
nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE: The name men give
to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end
to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath
if he accidentally falls into a river
OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST: A person who says that
O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER: A person who lives poor
so that he can die RICH
FATHER: A banker provided by
nature
CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other,
unless he gets caught
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early
POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR: A person
who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you
***KEEP SMILING***